Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

ስለ ትዳርና ጋብቻ በእኛም ሆነ በሌላው ዓለመ ሰብእ ብዙ ተብሏል፡፡ብዙም ይባላል፡፡ በትዳር ውስጥ ስላለ ደስታና ኃዘን ፤ ቁጣና ትዕግስት ወ.ዘ.ተ… በጋዜጣ ፤ በመጽሔት፤ በሙቪና በሌሎችም መገናኛ ብዙኃን በየቋንቋውና በየባህሉ በመዝናኛና በትምህርት መልክ ብዙ ጊዜ ይተላለፋል ፡፡ አንዳንድ ጊዜ ‹ትዳርስ የእነ እገሌ ነው› እየተባለም ይመሰገናል፡፡ ይወደሳል፡፡ አንዳንድ ጊዜ ደግሞ ‹ትዳር እንዲህ ከሆነስ ቆሞ መቅረት ይሻላል፡፡› እየተባለ ትዳር ሲነቀፍና ሲቀለድበት ይሰማል፡፡ለማንኛውም ባለትዳሮች ትዳራችሁን ዘወር ብላችሁ እንድታዩት ወደ ትዳር ለመምጣት በመንገድ ያላችሁና የወጠናችሁ ሁሉ ትምህርት ታገኙበት ይሆናል በማለት አሜሪካኖች በቋንቋቸው ስለትዳር የከተቧትን ቁምነገር አዘል ቀልድ ከበራሪ ኢ-ሜይል አግኝተን ከዚህ ቀጥለን አቅርበነዋልና አንብባችሁ ተማሩበት፡፡

1. Marriage is not a word.It's a sentence (a life sentence).


2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.


3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.


4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.


5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.


6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.


7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.


8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.


9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!


11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.


13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.


16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.


18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.


19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent